Movie Theatre Etiquette 101

This is a cautionary tale; a tale of bravery, a tale of respect, a tale of WTF moments that may or may not rock you to your very core. A tale with a moral. I’m kinda like a modern day Hans Christian Andersen. It begins like most great stories, with a character (ahem, that’s me!)…

Attack of the Stink Bugs

Enough is enough. I’m up to my ears in stink bugs. They’re EVERYWHERE. Including the one I found in my bed, under my covers, nestling under my tree-tattooed leg like it was a fuzzy branch. WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? Until last year, I had NEVER seen a stink bug before, and now they basically…

Once Upon a Time in High School: “Catcher in the Rye”

***WARNING: This is the most ridiculous thing you’ll see in your lifetime. Please note that JD Salinger was not harmed during the making of this “film” 10 years ago. Although, had he known about it’s existence, he probably would have come out of hiding briefly to halt it’s production*** OK YOU GUYS. ARE YOU READY…